Archive

2008

8/10/08MMORPGs: just say no
What I think about MMORPGs and the sad shells of people who play them.6/9/08Vernon God Little
I read another book. It's funner when Gumby does it for me.13/8/08Obligatory Olympics post
New events at the Beijing Olympics.9/7/08I believe in Harvey Dent
I believe in Harvey Dent, and you can too!16/5/08There goes the neighbourhood
I comment on a letter I got. Next week I write to TV Guide.13/4/08Another YouTube slackathon
I'm busy, so watch some mindless crap.18/3/08What I do for a living
FeedZero.com needs beta testers.27/2/08Rated R for Rant
Video games get an R rating in Australia. R-R-Rocktastic!9/2/08Finally, a 21st century technology
I write about holograms, the next big technology to disappoint us.20/1/08Guilt money
I buy some carbon credits. They're like puppies that never die.12/1/08Reporting from America
I spend my Christmas holidays in the United States.

2007

18/12/07Reporting From The Philippines
Stories and Insights of DJ's trip to the Philippines.29/11/07What the fuck is wrong with you
How the other half vote.22/11/07Workin 9 to 5. What a way to waste a living.
How to get a job. You lazy nipplefag.14/11/07Matchmaker, matchmaker
I become the dumbest person in the world and do all of those stupid love tests that girls in high school do.31/10/07There is no drought
I take a Zimbabwean approach to our farming problem.19/10/07Professor silpheed - biologist
I answer all of your burning biology questions.10/10/07Feed a musician
I talk about DRM, In Rainbows and some other bullshit.6/10/07A man and his beard
I grow a beard, and then shave it off.24/9/07Happy Family and Community Day
I hate families AND communities, but I sure love public holidays.20/9/07The Bourne Ultimatum
I review The Bourne Ultimatum.14/9/07Galactic Civilizations 2
I spend two weeks playing Galactic Civilizations 2, and then another week reviewing it.26/8/07Boredomistan's 69th post extravaganza!
Sixty-nine stony grey steps towards the grave.20/8/07Training wheels for your Interweb
I test drive the Government's new free Internet filter.15/8/07God hates cats, kittens
I'm in the Lord's army. Yes sir!12/8/07A very white Christmas
More from history's toilet. This time I discover the real identity of Santa Claus.8/8/07Kevin Sorbo? Naomi Robson? YOU DECIDE.
 6/8/07Sick
The post you write when you can't think of what to write.2/8/07Terrorism? lol
Dr. Haneef's web chat.27/7/07Your day in court
How I would have spent $200 million.23/7/07Things we teach our kids and probably shouldn't
Another rehashed piece of shit.20/7/07All alone in space and time
It's like finding an article that you wrote for the school newspaper, except even fewer people read it.16/7/07There's no I in team
Industrial relations, silpheed style.11/7/07In communist Russia, news reads you
I love Pravda, and you will too.8/7/07Doin it on the cheap
Att: Students and cheapskates. Save liek $10 a week. 5/7/07Crazy Akhmed's bomb shoppe
I moan about the dumbest terrorist 'attack' ever.2/7/07Gravel rocks!
This guy's got my vote.29/6/07When I'm 64
Where I think the country is going. Damn kids.24/6/07Dear DEVASTATOR
DEVASTATOR steps in for Dr. Dooshy.13/6/07Howard in da hizzle
DJ Howard cutting it up mad stylez10/6/07$E Xual strength and power!
What I think about spam.6/6/07Post constructionalist interweb
soup makes a goatse and tubgirl out of Blu Tack!3/6/07Mad about Madeleine
I find Madeleine McCann and win a lot of money!31/5/07What The Dead Know
silpheed reads another book.27/5/07Let's go shopping
The crazy crap that you can buy on DealsDirect.com.au.21/5/07School days, pt. 2
How I spent my primary school years.18/5/07Think happy thoughts
All you need to know about The Secret.15/5/07Hellsing
soup's drunken rant.12/5/07I am the worst environmentalist ever, pt. 3
Fidel Castro guest-writes.10/5/07Boredomistan v1.3
Site upgrade.1/5/07Holy fucking crap
I throw a tantrum.21/4/07Wet dreams and international conspiracy. And boobies.
A young man and his wild parent-related spooge adventures. Boners, boobies, boners. Ohhhh yeah.10/4/07Good news everyone!
I'm moving house!7/4/07We can be failures
Aim low, we can't all be winners.4/4/07O-Town
Oh those flame trees.1/4/07You don't deserve democracy
I have a brain explosion.29/3/07The easiest $50 you'll ever make
Get rich or die blogging.26/3/07Future soldier ovens
sXe sistaz.23/3/07It's a weird, racist world
I guess someone read my Magneto post.20/3/07Buy my vote
Paid for by the honourable member for my pants.17/3/07A promise that I can't keep?
Sooner or later, all our dreams get crushed by reality.13/3/07We can be heroes, pt. 3
Spider-Man is better than you.11/3/07We can be heroes, pt. 2
How to disappear completely.7/3/07We can be heroes, pt. 1
It's magic, you know. Never believe it's not so.4/3/07Nigger, please
We don't serve your kind here.1/3/07Canberra's storm
Pictures of the storm the other day. Well they can't all be about global warming and my Wii.28/2/07Me rikey Babel Fish
When the fish in your ear dies. And rots.25/2/07I am the worst environmentalist ever, pt. 2
Apparently glowing green isn't green enough.22/2/07So i got my eyes lasered..
A thrilling narrative of the pain and heartbreak i went through getting my eyes lasered.20/2/07School days
How I spent my university years.16/2/07First life
Who needs internets?14/2/07I miss the old me
Another important update on me.11/2/07Be my tightarse Valentine
Too much of a tightarse for chocolates? I'm here to help.8/2/07TV shows that you'd think would be shit but are actually OK
Life is great when you have a TV.5/2/07I hate Cathy
I make the worst comic in the world a lot better.2/2/07The Harry Potter theory ™
How to make a bestseller.30/1/07I can't wait to get old
The interweb for old folks.27/1/07silpheed's Hottest 10
My 10 favourite tunes of 2006.24/1/07Gay hedgehog scat-fest.
GAY HEDGEHOG SCAT-FEST YEEEEEEEAH22/1/07Interweb graveyard
Websites that have died during 2006.19/1/07И одно для страны
The stupidest tax I've ever heard of.16/1/07I am the worst environmentalist ever, pt. 1
Like anyone's stance matters.13/1/07I'm a wee man
Shi bap bap!12/1/07I'm a Wii man
Mii gets all the girls.9/1/07The Brights
The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.6/1/07Smelly Poon, and Hi!
Smelly poon and a merry introduction.4/1/07Someone Comes to Town
A book review. By me. For you.1/1/07Party at Saddam's place
The BBC could not have picked a better picture.

2006

30/12/06What's wrong with Wikipedia
What I think is wrong with Wikipedia, the binary tree of knowledge of the new millenium.27/12/062006, a year in review
How I saw this year.27/12/06A test post
A test post.