silpheed
6/10/07

Working from home has its perks and its downsi..., well, more perks. But it does get harder to be yourself. You get lazy, you stop taking pride in your appearance and in my case, you stop shaving. As The One Ring turned a Hobbit into Gollum, working from home has turned me into...

What a scruffy looking nerf-herder. Here is a better framed, though slightly more blurry picture. My camera-in-mirror skills are lacking, maybe I should start a MySpace page. By the way, compare this to this to see why ugly people look a whole lot better in nightclubs.

The beard wasn't intentional, but a symptom of my laziness by not bothering to shave for six weeks. I used to think that using paper plates to avoid washing up was as lazy as I could get. I was wrong.

I agree that I look like a bum, but I'm not one to care about appearances. I do however care about effort and discomfort. It's itchy. I forget to dry it coming out of the shower so it drips on my shirt. Little kids pull it, as though I couldn't hate children any more than I already do. Time to go.

How could I ignore a photo opportunity like that? Paedophile of the year has a new front-runner.

I don't want to come across as being conceited, but the similarities to Goose from Top Gun are striking. He's a moustachioed lady-killer, as am I. He's one of the best of the best, as am I. He rides Tom Cruise's backseat into the danger zone, I... yeah...

I admit, the moustache is the coolest part of a beard. It doesn't suffer the problems that the whole of the beard suffers as mentioned above. Keeping my moustache would have meant maintenance. Fuck that, time to go as well.

I feel better already. Here's the (very blurry) sum of what I grew.

I had a bit of everything in there. Brown, black, red and even some white hairs. May I never stoop so low again.

Comments

u r rly sxc can we b frenrsds :)

i will send u $$

payapal ok?

hay

I really hope you got rid of those hideous sideburns too

aph

Two suggestions:

1. Mutton chops?

2. Shave the eyebrow too?

thirtysix

Damir Dokic. I swear to God. That first photo.

frggr

I think we've all done that at some stage, and maybe even taken the photos, but the difference is, most of us burn the evidence, not splash it all over a public webiste. Nice work. You should've shaved your head as well. Oh, and Dr Evil was rigth - there really is nothing quite like a shawn scrotum. PICS NOT NECESSARY.

WiseGuy

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