Let's go shoppingDealsDirect.com.au, it's the Baghdad market of the Internet. Imagine eBay, but every buyer is 'Will deal with again AAAAAA++++++ Fabulous communication, very quick delivery' and sellers are rated by the number of animated gifs that they can fit on the page.
Like most men, I am a shopping retard. Like most women, aph can never buy enough pointless crap. Aph holds my hand through this sewer of capitalism as we pick out the, err, highlights. Click the pictures to visit the site.
Today's Deal $94.95 + $9.95 S/H, Save: $455.85 (83%)
<silpheed> that has got to be the saddest dog in the world.
<aph> it looks like rosie o'donnell.
<s> it does a little bit. where's the poop hole?
<a> maybe it's a nappy too? maybe that's why hes sad.
<s> they come in a set of 24, maybe they just replace them every day.
Today's Deal $39.95 + $9.95 S/H
<a> so you can tell if it's all right for the ladies.
<s> you've never complained before.
<s> what do the other three do? arse tester?
<a> armpit. nose (snot tester).
<a> unless it's designed for the menage a quatre.
<s> like I am.
<a> you are designed for the menage a un.
Today's Deal $299.00 + $9.95 S/H, Save: $130.00 (30%)
<s> there's one for you.
<a> one for the boys don't you mean?
<s> they could not have picked a better picture. check out where that arm's going.
<a> I believe it's called 'scooping'.
<s> ...
Today's Deal $59.95 + $9.95 S/H, Save: $69.05 (54%)
<s> the new revised edition is only 2800 pieces.
<a> link it to the plane for sale.
<a> and the tank. you can reproduce 9-11 and the iraq invasion at home.
<s> the CIA did it anyway. I bet they used this puzzle in training.
WAS $34.95 BIN PRICE $24.95 + $9.95 S/H
<a> so silpy can see what he is supposed to have downstairs.
<s> what the hell are those red and blue things that are the size of my cock?
<s> err, I mean, the model's cock.
<a> are those brown things lungs? is the dick bone connected to the lung bone?
<s> if I'm ever in an industrial accident and end up having children, I'm going to explain the birds and the bees to them with a little help from our friend DealsDirect.com.au.
Today's Deal $89.95 + $9.95 S/H, Save: $159.05 (64%)
<s> does anyone else see the irony in a cat house made out of tiger skin?
<a> that place is huge. it's for the cocaine dealer cat.
<s> I've never visited a cat house before. tee hee.
<a> is there a cat real estate agent?
<s> how come the dog gets tasteless sweaters that he has to crap in, while the cat gets the playboy mansion?
Today's Deal $99.95 + $9.95 S/H, Save: $99.05 (50%)
<a> hahahaha.
<s> BEAT ME
<a> you could put a message up while you're driving telling other people not to sms while they're driving.
<s> I'd buy a LED finger.
Today's Deal $14.95 + $9.95 S/H, Save: $35.00 (70%)
<a> bahahah, what next? bukkake juice?
<s> check out the kids, they look like they're in a religious cult.
<a> what does singing have to do with bubbles anyway?
<s> we love God, and God loves bubbles.
<a> ok, there's no cult.
WAS $29.95 BIN PRICE $19.95 + $9.95 S/H
<s> this is probably my favourite of the lot.
<a> why. oh why.
<s> you know, my doctor believes in dog acupuncture.
<s> and he's a human doctor.
<a> WHO does acupuncture on a dog?
<s> people that deserve a kick to the head.
Well, I feel cheapened. Check out the clearance bin (as though their stuff couldn't get any crappier) and leave a comment below with what you find.
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By the way, for anyone interested in whether I got my helicopter or not, I thought really hard every night last week and I'm still waiting.
Loel. Who knew aph could be so entertaining! More like this please.
Less book reviews or perhaps more interesting books? :D
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