Future soldier ovensRemember that slut in high school? The one who all the teachers thought was such a nice girl? Meet the next breed. I know you won't click the link, so I'll summarise. Young, prepubescent girls are taking "vows" to stay chaste until marriage.
In what is becoming a trend among conservative Christians in the United States, girls as young as nine are pledging to their fathers to remain virgins until they wed, in elaborate ceremonies dubbed "Purity Balls."
What tack to take? Them nutty yanks? Those crazy Christians? Kids these days? I am truly spoilt for choice here.
I can't see any good coming out of this. On one hand, these girls are going to have mental problems for life when God immaculately delivers her a black Jesus. On the other hand, I'm going to have to wait nearly ten years for www.breakindaddysheart.com. I wish the best of luck to the girls who do make it though. Admittedly, a nine year old girl in the bible belt will only have to wait two or three more years until marriage, and to a husband who is clearly experienced with his five other wives.
Many fathers at the ceremonies also slip "purity rings" around the finger of their misty-eyed daughters or offer them "chastity bracelets" and other jewelry that the girls can entrust to their husbands on their wedding night.
How touching. Here's what your average high school boy sees...
Could the opposite possibly be worse? I was at the supermarket earlier tonight and I saw a fat little girl, about nine, talking to her "boyfriend" on a better phone than mine. Maybe a hopeless plan is better than no plan at all. Why should I care? After all, they'll both be packing my groceries someday.
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lmfao as soon as i started reading the article i had already worked out my comment but then you said it, i was thinking more along the lines of www.chastegirlsonblackcock.com or www.penetratemypurityring.com
Given its success rate i'm surprised people still believe in marriage, let alone that there is anything significant about not having sex until you have taken part in that particular outdated judeo-christian ritual. Humans biologically sexually mature in their teen-hood. You can't deny that or ignore it. While i actually don't think it'd be all that difficult for these girls to keep their vows (being, as silp said, that they marry young anyway) i think it's creepy that their fathers should have anything to do with their virginity, and i feel sorry for them that they'll miss out on what most of us see as the one shining light of experience during our dark teenage years. It's a great way to make a way bigger deal of sex than people that actually just get on with doing it and finding out about it naturally do. Of course "catholic guilt" has done so much for so many people's lives, of course you'd see the benefits of denying your own biology and humanity... Hopefully some of them will be tragically killed in the extended time before they might give birth, and their specific retardation removed from the gene pool.
Then again, as the leet photoshop skillz allude to, it's always more fun breaking in someone who's superficially reluctant. In a non-rapist kind of way, of course. Doing something you're not supposed to be doing but just can't resist is way more fun that doing something nobody gives a fuck if you do or not. The only other positive is that they won't be spreading STDs, although in that community it's more of a negative as far as i'm concerned.
Gosh, this hole virginity thing makes me sick. So instead of showing teenagers responsible sex, we brainwash them with purity concepts. Result: either (a) a generation of traumatized adults who cannot enjoy sex and thus reducing the overall happy zeitgeist of the world, or (b) anyone for anal?
It turns out, actually, that these schools where they teach abstinance (check the spelling) rather than educating people about sex and, well, letting them get on with it.... Well, what they end up with is a higher rate of STDs.
Turns out they're all at it anyway, but ain't using condoms at all - if you don't buy a condom you ain't having sex, right? Or even worse, they are actually doing a lot of anal... cos again, that ain't sex, right?
Man, the whole abstinance, wait 'til marriage things is a compeletely fuckin' stupid idea.
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