Terrorism? lolConsistent failure Kevin Andrews has released excerpts of a web chat that terrorism suspect Dr. Mohamed Haneef had with a relative. The contents of this chat were supposedly incriminating enough to get his visa cancelled. Excerpts are for the mainstream media, I've gotten a hold of the whole thing!
<terrarest_cuz> hello brother haneef!
<dr_haneef_69> hai NAME WITHHELD
<terrarest_cuz> sup?
<dr_haneef_69> just cruising for babes on msn
<terrarest_cuz> pale-skinned harlots
<dr_haneef_69> say, have you seen my sim card?
<dr_haneef_69> i was going to go out partying tonight
* AFP has joined #brett_lee_fans
<dr_haneef_69> and i can't have a BLAST without it
<terrarest_cuz> no i haven't. your night is surely doomed to BOMB
<dr_haneef_69> wtf? AFP asl?
<AFP> Go about your business.
<terrarest_cuz> Current Mood: Musical
* terrarest_cuz sings and dances
* dr_haneef_69 sings and dances
<dr_haneef_69> hey, check out the latest stupid craze that these decadent westerners are in to:
LOLCAT WITHHELD
<terrarest_cuz> the cat has no simple grasp of the english language
<dr_haneef_69> i know. allah must teach these rascal infidels a lesson
<terrarest_cuz> i can has a day of grammatical judgement
<dr_haneef_69> pwnt
<terrarest_cuz> say brother haneef, your baby child grows healthy and vigilant
<dr_haneef_69> :-D
<dr_haneef_69> whenever i hear about him it feels like a car has crashed into the airport of my heart
<terrarest_cuz> that's a one way trip :-)
* dr_haneef_69 sighs
<dr_haneef_69> well, i am off to serve allah's will. goodbye
<terrarest_cuz> cya
Here is a little poem i like to call "The Legal System Versus the Immigration System":
Reasonable doubt will help you out
and keep frivolous charges thwarted
Reasonable suspicion is a road to perdition
that will get your ass deported
A court of law may tally the score
and tell you that you're free
But Kev can insist you're a terrorist
and ship you overseas
Leftist political statement in RHYME people! It doesn't get better than this. It's like I'm channeling Chuck D or something. I know he's not dead, but 47 is near enough eh?
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