Kevin Sorbo? Naomi Robson? YOU DECIDE.I present to you evidence of a conspiracy, which has been burning holes in my mind for a number of years now. Brace yourself,
NAOMI ROBSON AND KEVIN SORBO ARE THE SAME PERSON.
I discovered this, at first by accident a number of years ago. I had just finished watching a rather action packed, hilarious episode of Hercules, and flicked through the channels, to find Today Tonight.
Hosting it was Naomi Robson.
The usual thought began to run through my brain - "Oooh, Naomi, you're looking goo..... WTF it's HERCULES!"
And my investigation began...
At around this time, I was reading Da Da Vinci Code, an obscure book about Leonardo Da Vinci Code, featuring Tom Hanks. If nothing else, this book taught me the importance of ANAGRAMS!!
Applying this new knowledge to my growing fears of conspiracy, i found out some fascinating, juicy information. You can do this at home with me, if you want.
First, write down the two names that Naomi Robson uses.
Naomi Robson.
Kevin Sorbo.
As you will almost instantly see, the name "Naomi Robson" is an anagram for "Nno!!! I am Sorbo", while the name "Kevin Sorbo" is clearly an anagaragram for "I, Kev Robson" (cleverly mixing up their two names, you see?).
Amazing.
Continuing, my research, I uncovered some more damning evidence :
NAOMI ROBSON HAS NEVER (I repeat) NEVER INTERVIEWED KEVIN SORBO!!!
In all her years of hosting Today Tonight, she has never once had an interview with, or run a story on Kevin Sorbo.
Strange, no?
Considering how popular an actor he is, (Hercules, and um, some guest spots on second rate comedies), does it not seem strange that she would never interview him? Hmmm?
Of course she won't interview him. The two of them have never even been seen in the same room.
Because they are the same person.
To be continued...
Coming up next, I get in touch with Naomi regarding her double identity, and some fascinating numberologicalo evidence.
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